A phone box rings on a street corner somewhere in Berlin. The ring continues as people walk by. JULIE, an American tourist with a Canadian flag patch affixed to her backpack, walks past the booth. She pauses, walks back, opens the door and picks up the phone.
JULIE: Hello?
A pause.
JULIE: Oh, it's just on the left. No, underneath the sink. Yes, that's it! Bye!
JULIE hangs up the phone and walks off the stage.
Let everybody know that America will not sleep until Trent gets to sit on his porch again. All shirts are available now, in various sizes and colours; any profits will obviously be donated to the relief effort.
(Tom, don't give me hell about the typography - Helvetica looked ugly)
1x1: The DVD stripped back to its most primitive form and extended into infinity. 1x1 uses a custom algorithm based on the particular settings of your DVD to generate a unique infinite sequence. An experiment in generating variety from limited resources, it uses movements in the x and y axes to create a different animation every time the disc is played.
1x1 has the catalogue code SNAP022 and is available now from Snappish Productions, in two different formats. A physical copy of the film is available for the price of the media and shipping (email for current prices), or on request, an ISO image can be sent direct to a designated email account.
1x1 is available now.
Firstly: a prize to Lush for naming their new shower gel Sonic Death Monkey. I don't know, or care what it is, all I know is that I need some Sonic Death Monkey shower gel in my life…
Secondly: people who are complaining about the harmonies in the new Saint Etienne album: You. Are. Wrong.
Thirdly, fun stuff with After Effects!