WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! AT ONE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT, THE COUNTRY IS GOING TO BE ENGULFED IN A FLOOD OF ALCOHOL! RUN! SAVE YOURSELF! MINE'S A VODKA AND COKE!

currently playing: The National – Mr. November
November 23, 2005 6:54 PM

Note that this is happening at the same time as the New Ice Age strikes, or something. Coincidence? Or GOD SENDING A MESSAGE THAT HE'S GOING TO STRIKE US ALL DOWN AS PUNISHMENT FOR THIS EVIL COMPULSARY BINGE DRINKING LAW?

I was looking at the Daily Mail jobs site earlier this evening, y'know.

Ian
November 24, 2005 7:06 AM

I get the feeling that the Mail is going to be very disappointed if there aren't floods of binge drinkers rampaging throughout our cities this weekend. AND WE'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF GAS!!!!*

* news reports of this are just as entertaining. Montage of ice, snow, and GAS PANIC, before muttering "oh, well, there'll probably be enough gas to be around. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW! *cue haunting music*)

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