It really isn't as good as Anniemal.
The ultimate iPod nano upgrade!
A new $10 note! Enjoy Hamilton while you can!
Dammit, Stacie, people are trying to move in on our territory!
Fox News in anti-Open Standards shock! (because locking people into a propriety format is apparently, better for competition)
i know a few people here at work who could do with that keyboard.
1: We must crush the competition.
2: Perhaps with a sledgehammer.
No, really.... that would be another awesome concept to incorporate into our frivolously-wealthy-consumer-driven enterprise.