December 2003 Archives

Welcome Back, Y'all!

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Welcome back everyone! Hope you had a good Christmas.

Now for a Public Service Announcement.

Do you have a 2000-2001 series iBook? One with two USB ports, and imaginatively dubbed the "Dual USB" iBook?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it appears that there's a design flaw with this machine. In order for the machine to send information to the screen, there's a series of wires that pass through the hinge. Unfortunately, the wires aren't strong enough to cope with the stress of repeated opening and closing of the cover; each time the hinge is moved, you wear out a wires a little further. After a year of this (just after the warranty has expired, naturally), you may notice a weird occurrence when you put the machine to sleep. As you pull the cover down, the screen blacks out for a second when the cover is 30? from the vertical, and then reappears as you continue bringing the cover down.

Again, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your iBook is living on borrowed time. The backlight cable has a break, and you will lose the backlight completely in a short while. If you have AppleCare, that congratulations. Phone Apple, get a replacement. Hurrah!

For those of us not on AppleCare, and not caring to spend > $500 to repair a faulty cable, then there is a way to repair it yourself. It's not for the faint-hearted though, as it involves taking the iBook apart. Completely.

Okay, first you'll need a copy of the iBook Service Manual. Lots of helpful diagrams, detailed instructions, and a list of all the screws used in the computer (this will become important if you don't take care of where you put the screws when taking it apart!). In order to get at the backlight wires, you need to remove:

  • Bottom Case
  • Airport Card & Extra RAM </li>
  • Keyboard
  • Top Case
  • Top Shield
  • Display Module
  • Display Case
  • Clutch Cover
Yes, really. Keep the screws in separate groups, as this will make putting the iBook back together a less frustrating task, I assure you. When you've taken the machine apart, use a multimeter to determine which of the wires has broken if you can't tell from looking at the cables (the cable that appears to be the most common to fail is the black wire that goes to the backlight to the right-hand side of the LCD panel). Get a responsible adult to cut the wire out, and replace it with a new length of wire that he just happens to have lying around (telephone and earphone wire appear to be popular choices); it helps if the new wire is longer than the old one, as this might help the stress issue when you rebuild the machine. Huzzah! You have just fixed your iBook. Now all you have to do is put it all back together. You did keep the screws separate, didn't you? Oh dear.

(a word of advice: the clutch hinge has two plastic covers at both ends. These covers look quite small and could contribute to the stress that the cables undergo when the cover is closed. So don't bother putting them back in)

An hour or so of reassembly later, and your backlight should now be as good as new. Curse Apple's name for such a silly design error, and be on your way.

(more information can be found at Apple's discussion forums, where Mac owners are not-so-quietly fuming about this problem)

currently playing: Sleater-Kinney - A Quarter to Three

"It was Christmas Eve, babe"

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Time for one final entry before I disappear for Christmas.

Today's theme is, well, "all the junk I meant to post and would forget if I didn't do it now".

All Girl Summer Fun BandMillion Things

Rumours from Apple's Shiny Things Department.

I discovered yesterday that Tolkien started work on a sequel to The Lord of The Rings. He only managed a chapter or two before he abandoned it, but you can read it in the last history of Middle-Earth book, The Peoples of Middle-Earth, if you're interested. (It does sound rather dodgy, to be honest)

A website showcasing the work of a Japanese design company, with lots of fun images and free fonts.

The Onion is on a roll, with the Least Essential Albums of 2003, and a feature on toys your kids don't want.

Christmas music generated from old 8-bit computers.

Santacon!

Lauren LaverneIan

Happy Christmas everybody!

currently playing: The Pretenders — 2000 Miles

Best of 2003: Belle & Sebastian — Dear Catastrophe Waitress

"Step Into My Office, Baby" steals the drums from Adam Ant and Bow Wow Wow; "Stay Loose" is New Romanticism writ large. Apart from that, though, Trevor Horn's production is less intrusive than some people had feared (and the aforementioned songs are great anyway), just making the band sound tighter and louder than ever before. "If She Wants Me" is my favourite track from the album, with its lament of "If I could do just one near perfect thing I'd be happy" and the dismissal of such melancholy thinking with "On second thoughs, I'd rather hang about and be there with my best friend". "I'm A Cuckoo" is pretty good as well, even if it does rhyme Thin Lizzy with Tokyo…

Early Christmas!

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One of the benefits of being part of the R.E.M. fan club is that they send a Christmas present out to all members. Today, I got a calendar, a book of tour photographs, and a live CD featuring R.E.M. and Wilco singing "Country Feedback" and "It's The End of The World…". Cool.

currently playing: Cat Power — I Don't Blame You

Best of 2003: Lost In Translation

This still hasn't gone on general release in the UK yet. Grr. When the distributor finally decides to get a move on, go and see this, a beautiful character piece focussing on two people who can never be together, and their travels in the mysterious and contradictory city of Tokyo. I defy anyone to not have a tear welling up as The Jesus and Mary Chain's "Just Like Honey" plays over the film's final sequence…

Jefferson Says We Should Be Talking

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Terror Alert Level

Reports that the current terror alert is due to intelligence murmurs about a man clad in red who claims to have access to every home in America and promises to give the children "a surprise" this Christmas remain unconfirmed at this time.

This weekend, if nothing else, proved that Saddam Hussein was something of an idiot. You can indeed be a dictator of a Middle East country, have a history of opposition to Israel, a list of human rights abuses, confirmed links to various terror organisations, and even have a fully active nuclear weapons programme, but still be called a "statesman", and welcomed back into the international community. He should be kicking himself.

(oh, and by the way, have any of you heard these rumours that seem to be going around; that the Kurds captured Saddam Hussein, drugged him, and called in the Americans? Making his capture something of a PR stunt? Would look rather bad for the Bush Administration if it was true, I suppose…)

currently playing: The Beach Boys — I Just Wasn't Made For These Times

Best of 2003: The Crew — Christopher Priest

It was A Black Book. Only it wasn't, of course, but it had a black character and it was written by a black man. That was enough to doom this inventive comic which could have been Marvel's answer to DC's popular "Losers" if only they had given it a little more time. Or promoted it. Or let Priest promote it himself. Now that Marvel's "trade anything that moves" program has been flung out of the window along with Bill Jemas, this series will probably never see a trade collection, which is a great shame. If you're looking for an action-adventure full of twists and turns, start going through the quarter-bins and find this gem (see also: Xer0, The Ray, Steel #34-#52, Quantum & Woody, and Black Panther).

The Ultimate in High Concept

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At last! Spitfires and Giant Robots, together for the first time!

currently playing: The Clash — Lost In The Supermarket

Best of 2003: Joss Stone — The Soul Sessions

In a world of Pop Idols, Academies, autotuners and backing tapes , this album is something special. "I only meant to love you." - the first line of the album is delivered with no accompaniment, just the bare sound of a 16-year-old pouring her heart and soul into the Joe Simon classic "The Chokin' Kind". Yes, it's a short album, and yes it's all covers. But the covers aren't the usual standards, and the one song that you're likely to recognise, The White Stripes' "Fell In Love With A Girl" has been disassembled beyond all recognition, transformed into a soulful groove. This is an album that makes you remember that the music world is not just what Simon Cowell, Pete Waterman, and Lou Pearlman dictate to us…

Yawn (and music related ramblings)

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Hmm. Is the X-Ray "Best of 2003" CD a real representation of the music scene over here during the past twelve months? It's chock-full of dull "is it still 1999?" songs, except for the Belle & Sebastian and Martina Topley-Bird tracks. Ho hum.

  • Al GreenI Can't Stop

    One of the standout memories of 1999's Glastonbury was Al Green's set on a Sunday afternoon. When he came out on stage, the sky was foreboding and full of grey. by the time he had finished "Let's Stay Together", the sun had chased the clouds away, leaving us with a glorious Sunday afternoon with a legend. This is the title track from his new album, a reunion with Willie Mitchell, the producer for much of his 1970s output.


  • ElectrelaneGoing Out Again

    Handclaps! Wailing synths! And more besides!

currently playing: Saint Etienne — Nothing Can Stop Us

Best of 2003: 24 Hour Party People (DVD)

It's a great film to begin with, but what elevates the DVD into "must-buy" status is the Tony Wilson commentary, where he spends the whole film talking about the inaccuaracies and complaining how the scriptwriters made him an idiot. It's really funny. As it's a Factory product, the design is impeccable, including a virtual map of Manchester and a fascinating look at Peter Saville's design work. I haven't watched the video commentary yet (featuring members of New Order and Miranda Sawyer), but I'm sure it's good 8-).

Links And More Links

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The really good news is buried halfway down the page. Lauren Laverne, five times a week, from January 5. Woohoo!

This is the greatest site on the Internet today. Pepper spray bombs? Tasers with laser sights? Knives cunningly concealed as lipstick? A CIA-approved ice scraper? It has it all. Plus child safety gear. Buy a loved one a Defense Stocking this Christmas!

Although abolishing the region code system won't automatically mean the end of staggered release dates, a "hurrah!" goes to the head of Blockbuster for calling for an end to the silly practice of preventing people from watching DVDs that they had the misfortune of buying in a different country.

You want silly stories? Well, here's one. UPDATE: Oooh. And oooh.

currently playing: Suede — Metal Mickey

Best of 2003: Sean Paul — Get Busy

This is the other song included due to memories rather than quality. In this case, it's not an amazing track to listen to, but it's not meant for that. This is a record for dancing, and doing anything else with it is a waste of time and effort. In April and May, you could not go into a club in Chapel Hill and avoid this track. It was everywhere. And we danced. 8-)

Return of The King: A Primer

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Things you should probably know about Return of The King:

It begins in a way you least expect. The battles are as spectacular as usual, but there are a few bits of dodgy CGI. The elimination of Saruman is a bit of a blow, but the battles make you forget about all that. Those of you who feared that Arwen was going to swamp the trilogy will be happy, and those of you who wanted certain endings will be also. Minas Tirith looks incredible. It is as good, if not better than the first two films, although there's a few gaps which will no doubt be filled in when the 4+ hour version is released next year.

If you see this early in the day, you will have a group of annoying kids sitting in front of you, who will spend the entire length of the film talking/throwing sweets/jumping on bottles/listening to music on their personal stereos. A Special Place in Hell is reserved for these people. Oh, and Orlando Bloom has attracted a cheering section. There may also be people who wear elven cloaks.

currently playing: Oasis — Songbird

Best of 2003: Russian Ark

It's a 96-minute, continuous-take journey through the Russian State Hermitage Museum, where – oi! Come back! It's not what it sounds, it's not –. Okay, it's an incredibly pretentious film starring a 19th century French aristocrat travelling through over 200 years of Russian history whilst complaining about anything and everything. But it's so beautifully shot and choreographed that I think you need to see it, at least once.

Bow Down To The Jolly Links Of Doom

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The free-market economy. It's great, isn't it? The ability to source items from anywhere in the world, at the lowest price possible. Corporations love it. Except, of course, when the consumer dares to turn the tables. So I'm sure we're all lining up to support the BPI's lawsuit against cd-wow.com, as it must be hugely embarrassing for them to be upstaged by a company that imports the CDs from Hong Kong, yet still manages to sell them for three-quarters of the price that our benevolent record companies decides is appropriate for the UK. Hurrah!

I tell a lie. This is the geekiest page on the Internet. At least for this week.

The Japanese continue to find new uses for the USB port. Genius.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha. May this signal the beginning of the end for Pop Idol. Please.

Download this. Listen. Experience Joy.

currently playing: New Order — Close Range

Best of 2003: Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Or Mallrats: Quentin Tarantino Edition. Death! Swords! Slicing! Quips! Obscure retro references! Bill remains steadfastly unkilled at the end! Blood! Japanese Schoolgirls with maces! Swords! The Crazy 88's! The 5,6,7,8s! RZA! There's actually not much more to say about this film except that it's a fun b-movie, and that I'm looking forward to Part 2, where I'm assured that Bill Will Be Killed.

Journalism At The Edge of Reality

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Some interesting news from the world of virtual reality. The Alphaville Herald is a news resource for The Sims Online, and has in recent weeks investigate fraud, child prostitution and the community's attempts to form a force to combat some of the issues plaguing the game, the Sim Shadow Government. The journalist behind the Herald has just had his account suspended by EA/Maxis, and the story is featured in this Salon article from last Friday.

Meanwhile, a bug has been found in Ultima Online which allows players to rack up millions of gold pieces easily. So what, you say? Well, for a start, the various MMORPGs are beginning to resemble nation-states. Last month, the Gaming Open Market opened its doors for trading. This is a currency trading site that allows players to exchange currency between the different gaming systems, or to convert into US dollars. This bug will likely cause the value of the UO Gold Piece to drop considerably against the dollar, and could set off a hyper-inflationary rise in prices in the game itself. This in turn could lead to increased migration from the UO to a world that has a more stable currency, like The Sims Online, for example.

I've never been enticed by the MMORPG, as in order to get anywhere, you need to put in ten or more hours of game time each day. Which seems a little excessive to me. But it is interesting to see the problems that are occurring as this genre develops…

currently playing: Joss Stone - I Had A Dream

Best of 2003: Kingdom of Fear — Hunter S. Thompson

A rather depressing book, to be honest. HST is getting old, and all the venom he's spurted over the years has come to nothing. They gave Nixon an full-honours funeral, praising his name, and the current Administration fills Hunter with a new sort of Fear: a relentless, unending rule of The New Stupid. The book tells the story of a law suit that a woman filed against Thompson a few years back, but mostly this is a collection of random thoughts and rantings from a man who has seen it happen before. They didn't listen to him then, and they probably won't listen to him now…

Everybody else is talking about how the capture is so important to the Iraqi people and President Bush's re-election campaign, or why the USA felt that broadcasting footage of a captured man was not in violation of the Geneva Convention when it cried foul during the Spring offensive. But I want to act like a McSweeney's hipster, so I will instead focus my attention onto something trivial.

Operation: Red Dawn?!?!

What exactly was going through their minds? "This is possibly one of the most important missions we've undertaken since the end of May, so naturally we'll name it after a cheesy 1980s film" (incidentally, check out the review on the IMDb; it's quite amusing). At first, I thought it was just a coincidence, but as the press briefing continued and the Lieutenant General talked about how the troops had split into two "Wolverine" squads, I realised the horrible truth: someone had put thought into this. A lot of thought. Somewhere deep in the Pentagon is a person with far too much time on his hands (or her hands). Was it a deliberate attempt to equate Saddam Hussein and his supporters with Patrick Swayze and a host of Brat Packers? The world has a right to know…

currently playing: Electrelane — Windmill

Best of 2003: Panjabi MC — Mundian To Bach Ke

The first of two songs chosen more for the memories they evoke rather than the quality of the song itself (although I do like this; if someone told you the concept of this record, you'd dismiss it out-of-hand, but when you hear the mix of Knight Rider and Bhangra, it just seems to fit perfectly); this one reminds me of the Easter weekend spent at the Outer Banks when a drunk Shafaq showed us how Bhangra dancing is really done, and an amusing drunken acappella version from this September 8-).

Adventures In Time!

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(note: doing these things manually is best avoided...)

currently playing: Martha Reeves & The Vandellas — Nowhere To Run

Best of 2003: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 7

It was always going to be a difficult season. And yes, parts of it didn't work; the main storyline dragged on somewhat; Caleb should have been introduced much earlier in the season. But episodes like "Storyteller", "Lies My Parents Told Me", and the heart-wrenching "Conversations With Dead People" showed that the writers were still able to produce fantastic television. The finale, "Chosen", ended too quickly, but it was a powerful hour, combining tragic loss, bunnies, the ultimate redemption of a character long lost, the amusing fate of Sunnydale, and an ending that promises that the story has only just begun. Yay for Joss Whedon!

The Revolution Is Only A T-Shirt Away

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  • Billy Bragg Waiting For The Great Leap Forwards

    Well, since getting hold of "Must I Paint You A Picture?", the new three-disc retrospective this week, I've been making my family suffer this, so now it's your turn. Muahahaha!

  • Tori Amos - Father Lucifer

  • Every so often, I pull out "Boys For Pele" and realise that I don't listen to it often enough. Then I forget about it for another six months. Just call me Dory. Anyway, this came up through random playing the other day, and is recommended for the Sgt. Pepper-like flourish that occurs at 1:59.

  • Sleater-Kinney - Lions & Tigers

  • One of the bonus tracks from the limited edition release of "One Beat" from last year (I donated a copy to Schoolkids Records in Chapel Hill this May as I had two). A cute baby song which doesn't make you reach for the volume control.

  • Johnny Cash & Joe StrummerRedemption Song

  • Is it just me, or is "Johnny Cash — Unearthed" a really inappropriate title for the current box set? Joe Strummer's solo version of this, on the posthumous "Streetcore" album is affecting, but this is something else…

currently playing: Stevie Wonder — Superstition

Best of 2003: Beyoncé Knowles & Jay-Z — Crazy In Love

One of the most talked-about singles of the year, so pretty much everything that can be said has already been put to paper (or active LCD pixels in this case). All I'll add is that in 2043, this track is going to be as popular as (Love Is Like A) Heatwave and Dancing In The Street. Yes, it's that good. Shame the rest of the album wasn't up to much, but then nobody really remembers the albums that Martha Reeves and The Vandellas released either, do they?

The Nerdiest Page On The Internet

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See how far you can read before your eyes bleed!

(three comments in for me, then I. just. couldn't. take. any. more)

currently playing: Spiritualized — I Think I'm In Love

Best of 2003: Pirates of The Caribbean

"WHY IS THE RUM GONE?" — If there's a better piece of dialogue in film this year, then I be gladly walking the plank, arr. For 'tis a tale of treasure, fair maidens, chilling ghosts, buckling swash, and lashings of the rum. Here be Captain Jack Sparrow, the finest pirate that ever sailed upon the seven seas, arr. For a Christmas treat, avail yourself of a copy of this fine film, lest the Ghost Pirates hunt you down. ARRRR!

Link Forever

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The quest to find the most useless gadget on the Internet is now officially over.

Rabbits? Or fur-demons from beyond the sixth dimension that are just lying in wait for their time to strike?

How long before the RIAA lead frontal assaults on university campuses across America. Start building your barricades...

Folding clothes can be fun!

24hr Toronto

currently playing: Billy Bragg — Waiting For The Great Leap Forward

Best of 2003: Snow Patrol - Final Straw

Melancholic alt-rock from Scotland! What's not to like? Actually, this album is a little patchy, with "How To Be Dead", "Chocolate", "Somewhere a Clock is Ticking", and "Grazed Knee" towering over all the other songs. So why is it here? Partly because it's one of the few British albums of this year that I've even partly liked, but mainly it's due to these four songs being very good indeed. This isn't much of a write-up, is it? "The album's not all that great, but most British albums this year have sucked, so this is all I've come up with..."

Apparently there was a router failure at the server farm where this site is located, which caused the site to drop out of the DNS and disappear from the Internet. So, if you sent me any mail today, you may need to resend it :-).

currently playing: Billy Bragg — A New England

Best of 2003: The New Pornographers — Electric Version

It's the new sound that the hip kids are calling 'joycore'! Songs shouldn't have hook after hook crammed into them, but here they do! An official dance! Lyrics featuring spelling bees, the failure of traditional antibiotics, and Bush's daughters! The delectable Neko Case! Far too many exclamations! A record that cannot fail to bring a smile to your face; with a jackhammer if necessary. Go here and here. And you have to get this simply for Testament to Youth in Verse, where the band completely loses the plot at 1:59, and simply sings "no, no no, no" for two wonderful minutes.

Could you drive that stake just a little bit further into Lieberman, Mr. Gore? Thank you kindly.

(If this is true, expect the DNC to go nuts from tomorrow onwards, and don't be surprised if you see them pulling out the classic 1972 game plan...)

currently playing: R.E.M. — (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
This probably isn't of interest to most of you, but Priest has revealed the new comic he's going to be working on:

Captain America & The Falcon.

Hmm, I have to admit that I don't have the utmost confidence that it'll still be published this time next year, but it does sound relatively interesting; Priest's "Pembleton from Homicide" take on the Falcon has me intrigued, and although he and his editor have spoken at length to say that it won't be an overtly political take on Captain America, the first storyline, "Two Americas", does sound as if it will touch on the current political situation somewhat. Anyway, I'm happy to know that there will still be Priest-written comics to read next year…

currently playing: Snow Patrol — Chocolate

Best of 2003: Dawson's Creek Finale

Okay, I haven't watched the past two seasons of this, because I thought that the story had been played out, and I didn't really want to see what contortions the writers went through to end up sending Dawson back to the Boston area. When I heard that Kevin Williamson was returning to write the finale, I knew that if nothing else, the final two episodes would be worth watching. And yes, they were. Metafiction jokes about the infamous stylised dialogue and the ages of the cast, a look at the motivations of a writer, a sad farewell, the return of fond-remembered characters, and even a final resolution of the love triangle (which managed to give both Joey/Dawson and Joey/Pacey fans what they wished for, although in different ways). It was all a final episode needed to be, and a little bit more besides.

The Doctor Is In

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Well, it has been a fun week in political circles, hasn't it? The White House, in its never-ending quest to turn the Presidency into a cheesy straight-to-TV movie has spent much of the last few days quietly retreating away from some of the more outlandish claims of last week's Thanksgiving surprise. I can't see what possessed them to have the President wandering around with a false Turkey; surely they should have known that it'd look a bit silly when they were inevitably found out, hmm? Then there's the detail about how Air Force One was spotted by a British Airways 747 pilot when it was flying to Iraq. The first version of the story had the pilot radioing AF1 asking whether it really was the President's plane. Only British Airways denied such a conversation ever took place. The second version of the story had the pilot radioing London Air Traffic Control. British Airways denied this also. At the moment, we're up to the third version, which is some guy with a British accent radioed in to London ATC. Yes, it's only a little thing, but the story was fine enough as it was: Bush visits Iraq with only a few video cameras and reporters. There was no need to add embellishments to an already quite impressive story/PR stunt.

Back in California, the Democrat-controlled Legislature has turned its nose up at Governor Schwarzenegger's attempt to move California's debts to a bigger credit card (or $15bn in a new bond issue, if you prefer). They also wen't too pleased at his proposed $3.8bn budget cuts that would have cut back on education and medical spending. The Governor has vowed to go over the Legislature's heads and hold a referendum next November (remember guys, you only have to wait 90 days before you can start the recall process all. over. again.).

And finally from American shores, the Ronald Reagan Dime Act, wherein a group of Republicans with far too much time on their hands want to replace the image of the man who solved the banking crisis, began the New Deal, led America to victory in World War Two, and who founded the March of Dimes, with a man who most likely lied to congress, sold arms to both Iraq and Iran, fired striking air-traffic controllers, loosened anti-trust law to protect multinational corporations, created the situation for the S&L disaster, and landed America with a multi-trillion dollar debt by the time he left office. Well, that makes sense.

Back home, two things of note: Nobody likes Mr. Blair at the moment. The new idea for charging students for attending university (£3,000/per year maximum, payable only after graduation and after the student is earning more than £15,000/year, plus the re-introduction of the maintenance grant) are quite sensible, considering that British universities are losing a lot of money at the moment under the current system, and it's still rather cheap when compared to, say, American-style charging. But nobody wants to hear that; instead we just have lots of student groups and the Conservatives shouting at Blair, without coming up with much of an alternative.

Secondly: George Galloway is a smug, pompous man, and it does the peace movement no good to have someone like that as one of their main proponents.

UPDATE: In the interests of full disclosure (and because I felt bad about it after talking with Laura): FDR wasn't what you would call a saint, either. Trying to pack the Supreme Court, hiding the extent of his illness, using the New Deal for patronage purposes, his feud with Robert Moses which caused problems in New York, and being President during the Japanese Interment. (I'm leaving out the PETA information because it's not clear how long it has been going on for, and whether FDR had any involvement aside from setting up the fund in the first place)

I'm struggling to think about positive things about Reagan. I'm willing to entertain the notion that he, along with Gorbachev, was one of the architects of eventual peace between Russia and the USA, although it didn't happen until well into George Bush's Presidency. Feel free to add your ideas in the comment section, answering the question: what did Reagan ever do for us, anyway?

currently playing: Joss Stone — Super Duper Love (are you diggin' on me?)

Saturday Looks Good To Me — All Your Summer Songs

Or what happened when Belle & Sebastian woke up to find themselves living in Detroit and infected by the spirits of the long-gone Motown Age. Beautiful horns, strings, vocals, and of course melodies to invade a small nation in Asia for. It's the way the tune of "Untitled" keeps on recurring throughout the album, it's the use of "what were once majestic city streets" in "Ultimate Stars", and it's the finale of "Meet Me By The Water" peters out from a wall of sound to just a single guitar that form some of the perfect moments of this record. If you like lo-fi pop, you need this album. If you don't, go here and take a listen anyway. (The fact that Fred Thomas was nice enough to send me a tour CD-R after I explained that I missed the band's appearance in Chapel Hill due to the spring break has not coloured this mini-review. Well, not much anyway)

It's Friday I'm In Love

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Music time!
  • Joss StoneFell In Love With A Boy
    I know very little about Ms. Stone except that she's 16 years old, from Devon, and this is how you cover a song. (It's taken from her debut album The Soul Sessions, out in America now, and the UK early next year)
  • AirLost In Kyoto
    From the Lost In Translation soundtrack and their upcoming album Talkie Walkie (available from your favourite P2P application). A week ago, I claimed to a friend that the film wasn't sad. And then I listened to this again. Wrong again…
  • Kate RusbyUnderneath The Stars
    John Peel has a lot to answer for. I shouldn't be buying folk albums. But this is really good. Damn his eyes!

currently playing: Pet Shop Boys — It's Alright

Best of 2003: Adaptation

The team behind Being John Malkovich (in fact, there's even a scene this film from their previous collaboration) returned with another bizarre tale, this time burrowing deep into the insecurities of a writer. Charlie Kaufman is trying to adapt a book about orchids for his next film. And he's having real difficulties. To make matters worse, his imaginary twin brother is having great success with his insane script about a killer with multiple personality disorder. The film alternates between Charlie's current work on translating "The Orchid Thief" (with a great performance by Chris Cooper), and the trials and frustrations that he experiences in the real world. It loses its way a little in the final twenty minutes (it's quite clever, but rather unsatisfying), but for the most part, this is a very funny and intriguing film. Come on, you've always wanted to see Nicolas Cage play a mood southerner writer, haven't you?

There's a bunch of rumours floating around the steam-powered interweb that Godspeed You! Black Emperor are about to go their separate ways. This makes me sad.

currently playing: R.E.M. — Sad Professor

Best of 2003: R.E.M. — Live at Alltel Pavilion

Bill! Berry! On! Drums! Great music, great company, and a chance to see R.E.M. play a homecoming concert. What more could I possibly ask for? (there's a bit more on this wonderful night here)

From my cousin Miles, a cartoon that makes Itchy and Scratchy look like a show dedicated to the values of non-violence.

Arr! (from jwz - I would send you the link to his blog, but at the moment it contains brain-scarring items, so I'm doing you a favour. Trust me)

Someone needs to tell Mr. Dean that the Soviet Union ceased to exist about thirteen years ago. Apart from that mistake, he's definitely my favourite candidate so far. Interestingly enough, he's attempting to run on the same platform as President Bush did in 2000: an outsider who hasn't been infected with the Washington disease. Not long until Iowa and New Hampshire now…

currently playing: Saturday Looks Good To Me — Ultimate Stars (If I Don't See You Soon)

Best of 2003: Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas (Criterion DVD)

Not all DVDs are equal. Quite often, important, cult, or unknown films are released on DVD with little more than an adequate transfer of the film, and if you're lucky, a selection of trailers. The Criterion Collection is a DVD label that is dedicated to producing definitive versions of important classic and contemporary films, and this year they got their hands of Terry Gilliam's underrated 1998 adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson's insane text. Three audio commentaries, a new high-quality transfer, plus deleted scenes with commentary by Terry Gilliam. And that's just the first disc. The second is crammed with storyboard designs, production shots, pictures from the film's shooting, letters from Thompson to Johnny Depp, a short film on HST's visit to the set, seven TV spots plus the theatrical trailer, and an account of the fight that ensued over the script credits. That's pretty thorough. But it doesn't stop. There's another section dedicated to the book, with rare footage of Oscar Acosta, excerpts from an audio adaptation, a Ralph Steadman art gallery, and a 50 minute BBC documentary on HST filmed in 1978. The attention to detail is amazing - the case has a dual-colour slipcase featuring a classic Steadman drawing, and it comes with a booklet that reprints some of HST's articles from "The Great Shark Hunt". You need this. One warning, though, once you hop on the Criterion bandwagon, it's hard to stop…

An Open Letter To Tomy

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An interesting gambit, combining the thorny issue of deforestation with an enjoyable, easy-to-pick-up game for children. Everybody likes monkeys.

But.

It's Kerplunk. It's really Kerplunk. It couldn't be more like Kerplunk if it came with a big sticker that said "this game is Kerplunk. And here's some marbles--I mean monkeys."

(okay, so I assume that the reason that they've changed it is that marbles are probably more expensive to make than plastic monkeys — have a look at Hungry Hungry Hippos to see how the toy company has shaved a few pennies here and there by switching to plastic balls, but let me be indignant! I'm doped up on painkillers and cold medicine, dagnamit!)

currently playing: Broadcast — Colour Me In

Best of 2003: Outkast — Hey Ya

"Lend me some sugar — I am your neighbor!" — Need I say more? Oh, okay, if you insist. Infectious as all get out, funny, a tune that drives you straight to the dancefloor in an open-top convertible and a ticker-tape parade, and one of the year's best music video concepts. Will that do? No? How about the way the organ comes in during the chorus? Isn't it great?

Hello IE Users!

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Yes, now you can see the Santa hat too. I wasn't attempting to drive you mad by talking about things that weren't there in the last entry, honest.

currently playing: Missy Elliot — Work It

Best of 2003: Finding Nemo

At its heart, it's a very simple film, but Pixar once again wrings every last bit of potential out of the scenario. The CG is flawless as always, stepping up a level to realistically model water, and there's the now-traditional blend of fun humour for the kids and extra bits to keep the older kids entertained. But what makes this film special is Dory. Ellen DeGeneres manages to take a character who could easily have become annoying very quickly, and turns her into somebody we laugh at one moment, and feel extremely sorry for the next. Who knew that a bluefish had so many levels? All together now — "IIIIIIIIIIIIIssssspppppppeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkkkkkke eeeeeeewwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee!"

The First Window

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Okay, so you've probably seen the Santa hat by now. The plan is to have a different picture and link displayed for each day of Advent. It might not always be a web page; it could be a sound clip, a song, a movie clip, or other random weirdness. Hey, it could be fun…

currently playing: Cat Power — Names

Best of 2003: Cat Power — You Are Free

Anyone who expected a reprise of Moon Pix is going to be disappointed. Die-hard fans may even decry the appearance of such major-label faire like Dave Grohl and Eddie Vedder. This people are Wrong And Should Not Be Trusted, for this is Cat Power's most assured work yet. It's about loss, both childhood and adult, in the heartbreakingly sparse "Good Woman" and "Names". It's about freedom in the complex productions of "He War", "Free" and "Speak For Me". It's about Chan seemingly being confident once again. It's about being as fragile as a snowflake. Tough as nails, brittle as ice.

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