I really do wish I didn't turn bright red every time I talked to someone. It's rather annoying.
Audrey Hepburn's accent in The Unforgiven is a work of Dick Van Dyke proportions.
The movie marathon continues apace. Latest update:
- The Young Wives' Tale - A typical British farce, not something that often appears in Audrey Hepburn filmographies. It's not very good at all, to be honest; Hepburn only has about five minutes of screentime in the whole film, and her character is almost completely superfluous to the plot. Not worth seeking out.
- The audio commentary of Scream 3 helped me to broaden my dislike of the film beyond 'Kevin Williamson didn't write it'. They only had Neve Campbell for 20 days of filming, and knowing this it becomes clear that Neve's character, the focus for the previous films, has only three real scenes in the entire film, and the rest has to be carried by the comedy-relief haracters of Gail Weathers (Courtney Cox), and Dewy (David Arquette), which doesn't quite work. That the script was still being written as they were shooting didn't help matters either.
- The Secret People - an interesting, if confused 1952 film about terrorism. The moral is smashed into the audience with all the sublety of a jackhammer, and the last fifteen minutes seem to come out of nowhere in particular, but it has a nice style and some interesting scenes. You can get a DVD copy from Amazon Japan (Region 2). Again, be warned - Hepburn isn't really a major character in the film, although she's more integral to the plot than in The Young Wives' Tale.
- Sabrina. I think I love the film a little more every time I watch it. A perfect fairytale, and possibly the least cyncial film Billy Wilder ever made.
- Love In The Afternoon - Whilst I like the central conceit here (international playboy made jealous by imaginary tales of a 19 year old cello student), the fact that Gary Cooper looks like he's three days away from being Hepburn's grandfather completely kills the film for me. If Wilder's original plan of getting Cary Grant to play the male lead had succeeded, I think I would have liked the film quite a bit more than I did.
- In The Mood For Love - Despite the fact that my copy was taped on a dodgy video recorder from ITVDigital's interesting interpretation of high-quality digital video (somewhat akin to watching an out-of-focus projector through clingfilm), the film is simply beautiful, infused with a quiet sadness, with an ending that would not be allowed in Western cinema today. Find a copy (Criterion have a lovely DVD available) today. Wong Kar Wei has done some work with DJ Shadow - have a look here for the wonderful video for 'Six Days'.
In response to our lamentations on Lauren's current TV projects, Simon Tyers sends Flossie and myself to this link, where she defends Mary Poppins's honour and makes the case for seven-year old alcoholics. That's much more like it.
They may look flimsy, but after having one bounce on my foot, I can assure you that Visors are quite solid.
Does anybody else sometimes have difficulty reading certain Region 2 DVDs in a Panasonic SR-8585 DVD-ROM drive? My copies of My Fair Lady, Butch Cassidy, and certain West Wing discs don't like playing, and cause the drive to make weird clicking noises.
Floss talks about the gradual decline of Lauren Laverne. I have to agree with everything he's saying - I made a concerted effort to listen to her Saturday show on Xfm, but it's horrible. Nothing like her stand-in performances on the Evening Session a few years back. It's going to get worse before it gets better as well, seeing as she starts the new Channel 5 Pop! programme this week. Someone needs to lock her in a recording studio...
Not that anybody cares about my opinion, but I'd like to join in the growing chorus of approval on Mozilla's tabbed browsing features. Contary to mpt's complaining, I find them intuitive and extremely helpful in organising my browsing sessions. Last night, for example, I had two Mozilla windows, one reading a Slashdot discussion about good books for Computer Scientists and the links I followed from that article, and the other viewing some updated weblogs. If I was letting the window manager handle things, I would have had over twenty windows on-screen. This would create a hideous and hard-to-navigate clutter on my desktop - the tabs make it a breeze.
Except, of course, that my Visor doesn't have any wireless capabilities, so I'll be back home when it comes to uploading this entry. It's the thought that counts.
Bruce Perens isn't going through with his planned breaking of the DMCA today. I understand why HP don't want him to do it, but the words of Lessig keep coming back. Most of us are quite content to sit and whine about the latest RIAA/MPAA controversy on Slashdot, but we don't do anything about it. If we don't do something soon, we'll wake to find that they've won without us putting up any sort of fight.
Two weeks left until the Great America Experiment begins. The Computer Science Department has sent their itinerary for the first week including a mammoth Thursday session lasting from 1:30pm to 9pm. Ouch.
Reasons to love technology: being able to read Robert Moses's writings in The Atlantic on urban sprawl, writing this blog entry, and playing Tetris, all whilst being stuck in traffic on a bus.
My friend Garry is going to the World Frisbee Championships in Hawaii next week. Until today, I didn't even know such a thing even existed...
The question inevitably arises whether a similar cycle of speculation and collapse to that of October 1929 could occur...J.K. Galbraith, writing about the 1929 crash.
The time to worry will be when important people begin to explain that it cannot happen because conditions are fundamentally sound.
Our economy is fundamentally strong. This economy has the foundation for growth so that people who want to find work can find work, so entrepreneurs can flourish.President Bush, speaking last week.
I'm upgrading to GNOME 2. Obviously, I really like shiny new things. Watch this space for the inevitable failure and teeth-gnashing.
Update: I've been reading the Ximian mailing list, and it looks like a very bad idea. So I'll wait some more.
Apart from those lovely guys at Ximian, does anybody have a clue as to how it works? Last night, after coding up a Perl XML-RPC server to display the current song being played by Xmms (yes, I'm getting back into geek mode ready for university), I suddenly had the great idea of embedding the GtkHtml editor into my simple Python blogging tool, just like how Evolution uses it for reading/writing mail. I'll just look up a few examples of Bonobo usage in Python, and I'll get a HTML editor for no effort.
You can stop laughing now.
After three hours, a conversation on irc.gnome.org, and extensive trawling through Google, I managed to find an example that created a GtkHTML editor window. And did nothing else. The core Bonobo documentation is terse to the point of being unreadable, and the scant few developer articles online focus on extremely light-weight controls, rather than talking about things that are actually useful. I eventually gave up and went to bed. It shouldn't really be that hard. Ideally, it should be extremely easy to write GNOME applications in a high-level language like Python (incidentally, I'm singling out GNOME mainly because it's what I'm most familiar with - KDE might be better), which can access all areas of the desktop environment, from simple buttons to the more complex features such as html widgets and Bonobo components. For all the knocking that Visual Basic receives, it allows almost complete access to the Windows system, and has reams of fantastic documentation. I know that the GNOME Project doesn't have the same sort of resources, but it would be nice for them not to treat non-C programmers as third-class citizens. Maybe GNOME 2 will change all this. I hope it does.
I found LIDN on my travels. It's a start (although for some reason the Bonobo link goes to a CVS book - which seemed to sum up my experience of the last 24 hours quite well), although still heavily C-orientated. Again, it's frustrating, as GNOME 2 sounds like it's got some wonderful features (e.g. the Gnome-VFS system, which allows transparent writing to WebDAV systems), but I don't want to have to go through all the wheel-rebuilding that C involves just to write a simple program...
Okay, rant over.
It started innocently enough. My abused RedHat 7.0 installation was beginning to show signs of age, and it seems to be dropping off Ximian's Red Carpet in terms of support. An upgrade to 7.3 seemed like a good idea.
The pain.
What I forgot was that every time I've upgraded RedHat, I've done so via a clean install. Still, what could possibly go wrong? I burn the release CDs, reboot, start the upgrade process, and sit back.
Then comes the error. The program dies trying to install twm. It gives a wonderful message saying that basically any number of things could have gone wrong, but it wasn't going to tell me. Oh, and it was going to abort and reboot if that was okay with me.
The reboot leads to all kinds of interesting errors, from refusing to mount my LVM /mp3 partition, doing strange things with my ext3 partitions, before finally giving up with a kernel panic. After wiping the entertaining thoughts of smashing my machine into pieces with a sledgehammer, I start again. With a clean install. It works. With no errors. Obviously, there was a reason that I never did upgrades.
After that, it was a matter of completely junking the RH kernel, and grabbing 2.4.18 from kernel.org, as my VIA chipset wasn't detected with the RH 2.4.18, but was with the standard one. And then slowly rebuilding the applications that I'd lost.
Just for balance - my sister upgraded from IE 4.0 to IE 6.0 yesterday, and lost all of her mail in the process. To sum up - Computers Are Evil.
Spent the day re-reading the entire Invisibles saga, to a cut-up soundtrack of Hacienda/Ibiza period New Order, mid-1990s BritPop, a long-forgotten Ant & Dec support band, and the post-future hymns of Godspeed You Black Emperor, Exhaust, and A Silver Mt. Zion. And this time, I understood. The next time I'll understand differently. Fiction as Fractal. FictionSuitGo.
Apparently, I get my own office at UNC Chapel Hill. This is quite scary. They're paying me real money as well. Where's the catch? Aside from having to deal with the students?
or why I love Python. I'm timing it as having created a usable blogging application one hour after opening XEmacs and Glade windows. And quite a bit of that time was spent remembering how Python syntax works. I feel useful again.
And it's only 42 lines of code. That's quite cool.
Kieron Gillen/Brem X Jones/David Kohl has started his own blog. Go, visit, and suchlike.
Every time one of my favourite bands releases a new record, I tend to get rather apprehensive. The concept of 10-12 new songs, that I haven't heard before, that could completely change how I feel about them, unsettles. I worry that the new album will suck. A copy of the first track from the new Sleater-Kinney release, One Beat, fell into my hands on Friday.
I'm sorry I even doubted them for a second.
'One Beat' is the most irresistible song you'll hear this year, I promise. A diatibe of Thomas Edison, Chaos Theory and oil fields, welded to a fantastic machine-gun rhythm of drums and guitar. It's as much a call to arms as 'Ballad of a Ladyman' was, but this time, they Really Mean It. Roll on August...
XML-RPC is very cool. I always like it when I stumble across new things on the Internet, so this week has been very entertaining. I never knew that blogging was soinvolved...
blogChalking . . . . . . . . .(and testing to see whether the alterations to the title code have worked). Okay, I'm not there yet, but by the time Google indexes this, I will be:Google! DayPop! This is my blogchalk: English, United States, Chapel Hill, , Ian, Male, 21-25!
I like alternatives. And Blogger was losing my template. So it's a fully hosted solution for us...
Went to London today. We didn't really seem to do
a lot, apart from have lunch and go to a few shops, but it was a fun day out. Play.com received a sizable order from me on the basis of yesterday's downloads (it's for research. Honest). I'm currently trying to find a few tracks from Beth Orton's new album, Daybreaker. The demise of AudioGalaxy has made it harder for me to get hold of albums before they're released. I'm chasing down some links on Gnutella at the moment...
I should really stop downloading music. Not only am I continuing to kill the music industry, but it's making the list of CDs I have to buy rather large, considering that I have nowhere to put them at the moment...
And yes, mozBlog does make it far too easy to do this sort of thing, in case you were wondering ;-).
As I was saying, before Blogger disappeared, I've removed the OpenJournal system we were using, and started an account on Blogger. I'm sort of regretting that at this precise moment, but we'll see just how stable the Blogger server is before I do anything drastic...
Oh yes, I forgot. We now have a comment system.
I don't really know how well it works, so give it a try, and scream at us
if it goes horribly wrong.
Finally, True Romance features the unrated cut of the film in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, English 5.1 Dolby and DTS and English 2.0 surrond tracks, three new audio commentaries with director Tony Scott, screenwriter Quentin Tarantino, actors Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette, plus additional commentaries with cast Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Brad Pitt and Michael Rapaport, branching feature with access to storyboards throughout the film, a behind-the-scenes multi-angle featurette, the orignal 1993 featurette, 30 minutes of deleted scenes, an alternate ending with optional commentary, animated photo and publicity gallery, filmographies, trailers, and a ROM viewer with access to the script, additional storyboards and notes throughout the film.
So why couldn't Tarantino be bothered to do commentaries for Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Jackie Brown????
I know that you are Bonnie.
Now this is really mean Ian. Also not fair at all.
I'm Bonnie! I'm such an idiot!
You really don't value your life much at all do you Ian?
You wouldn't hurt your little brother, now would you?
No, of course I couldn't hurt you. Have some money.
You are very my favourte person ever, Ian.
You will pay.
La la la Ian is a pikachu
But not as much as bonnie
Puff. Now that wasn't nice now was it?
A six-page comic, explaining, once again, why I am an Idiot. Read and despair.

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